THE "COOPERS"
- THE HOLY COSMIC SHOWER GEL AND THE GODDESS ONLINE SPECIAL OFFER PACKAGE
The industry called spirituality is now at the point where the self-fulfilment equals order.
You search online: "tantric female initiation + self-confidence + orgasm + money attraction", and you'll be thrown up by Google Large Cosmic Package.
What's in it? A little women's circle, a little bee blessing, a little rose quartz in the bra, and a little Kālī for instant confession. All at a special price, just for you, just for today, just for now.
This is the Kufar Kookery, ladies and gentlemen.
This swamp, where holiness does not lift you up, but a leaflet slips into the soul.
And now let's talk about it - not gently, not spiritually, not with "love to be absorbed", but as it deserves: honestly, bluntly and with moral disgust.
A crank does not teach, but acting.
His "presence" is a prefabricated spiritual stand-up,
where it is in every sentence:
"Now listen, for here comes a truth you would never understand on your own."
But this "truth" is no more than a well-written script,
written by an online marketer after two NLP trainings and a cheap introduction.
Branded clarity. Personality lantern. Insta-illumination.
The Goddess?
Well, he is not the timeless consciousness of infinite consciousness,
but a advertising character, who smiles as he proclaims:
"Get your life now! Order while stocks last!
A bullshitter will make you believe that you are the saint.
But only as long as you pay.
Until you buy the devotion, on the community site you share the "sacral energies",
and log in to the following Bee Dedication to Full Moon Square, where twenty women cry out their karma - and then buy the next package.
And when you ask, you have two options:
If you doubt: in resistance or.
If you are quiet: you probably haven't woken up enough.
This is not teaching. This is programmed compliance, poured over your neck with rosewater self-love.
Spirituality as a business model
Let us be under no illusions: these people they don't teach, they sell.
Instead of presence marketing is, instead of self branding,
and instead of devotion:
"I've been down this road, now I'll help you, just pass it on."
The knuckle-dragger does not want to become a master,
but influencer.
Spiritual influencer.
A living, content-producing sales funnel in the flesh, "acting as a beacon of light".
Awareness? Part of the advertising campaign.
The price that is not the price
And when you ask how much the "initiation" costs,
they say:"Holiness has no price. But you can book your place in the online shop."
And the most disgusting lie is woven through it all:
"There is the divine in everyone."
Yes. Only they have the divine on sale right now, and it comes with a workshop notebook.
This era not the age of knowledge.
This is the the age of courses.
The quick solution to pain, the commodification of holiness,
and the eternally seeking, never fulfilled,
the exploitation of the soul of the endlessly paying, fearful disciple.
And the buffoon just smiles,
and says:
"Healing in the present - application form below."
And you sense that something is wrong,
but in the meantime the music plays,
the incense burner is lit,
the initiation round starts,
and it's too late -
because your God has already been sold.